Starting a collection

I've always hung onto fortunes that had an underlying message that might possibly imply I'd have a baby soon.

We used to get good ones years ago and then they stopped being fortunes and more so telling of obvious facts, for example "You enjoy being the center of attention". Well, duh LOL

The last two times Jim has gotten Chinese though they've been good. The second picture are the two new ones... Ironic the learn Chinese word is "still".