A royal pain in the ass

That is what I think about the hype about the royal baby.

I'm irritated that I've been married 6 months to the day longer than Kate and William....

I'm irritated that everyone is making such a whoopla about this baby....

I'm irritated because my name is also Kate but I'm neither a Duchess nor a mother....

Awww hell maybe the Lupron is starting to kick in afterall, LOL